New Aviation Laws Make Flying Safer

Ladies and Gentlemen
The President of the United States

FBI Warning!!! 

This Man is considered Armed and Dangerous. 

If he asks you if you have seen his baseball get away as quickly as possible, he will spaze out on you if not.

Thoughts to Live By

Generic Letter Home for College Students


Actual McDonalds Application

Thinking about Upgrading to Husband 1.0

The Romantic Truth about Names


Here is one "Scary Movie" (big 15 megs)

Welcome message for (courtesy of Matt Knobbe)

Perverted Kermit